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Priceless
Art.
To Gogh.

Van Gogh, Hokusai, Klimt, Munch. Every painting on this board is in the public domain, which means it costs nothing. We just tell you which print, which frame and which bulb turn it into something worth looking at.

Pull up to the window ↓Why it's free

No inventory. No checkout. No gallerist looking at your shoes. We point, Amazon ships, everyone gets on with their night.

The statement

A hundred
million dollar
JPEG.

The Scream sold for $119.9 million. The image itself expired into the public domain decades ago. The same picture, at 24 × 36 inches on matte paper, is about eighteen dollars.

The difference between those two numbers is not the art. It's the room it hangs in, the light on it, and the story someone told you about who's allowed to own it.

So: drive up, take the masterpiece, it's free. We'll upsell you a frame like an honest business.

Tonight's board · 12 items

The menu

Every piece below is public domain — free to print, free to hang, free forever. The prices are for the paper and the wood. Tap any painting for the story, or order straight off the board.

Masterpiece Window

Item · Print · Framed · The Book
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The combo

Three moves.
Nobody can tell it cost $60.

01

Take the painting

Public domain. Print it at the drugstore for four dollars if you want. Nobody is coming for you.

02

Spend it on the frame

A $17 print in a $32 frame with a 3-inch mat reads as expensive. A $200 print in a plastic clip frame does not. This is the whole secret.

03

Light it

One warm picture light. Hang the centre at 57 inches. That's the number every gallery on earth uses, and it's why their walls look right and yours doesn't.

The sides

Frames, mats,
bulbs & nails.

The unglamorous half. This is what actually decides whether your wall looks collected or accidental.

frames

Metal Frame, 24 × 36

The single biggest upgrade available to a cheap print. Nothing else comes close.

frames

Pre-Cut Mat Boards, White Core

A three-inch mat is the difference between "poster" and "piece". Museums are not doing anything cleverer than this.

lighting

Battery Picture Light, Warm

Light the art and the room reads as curated. Leave it unlit and it reads as furnished.

hanging

Picture Hanging Kit + Level

Crooked art is worse than no art. Centre line at 57 inches. Every gallery on earth uses that number.

frames

Gallery Wall Frame Set, 10-Piece

Matching frames, mismatched art. That is the formula. Do not do it the other way around.

supplies

Acrylic Paint Marker Set, 24

For the 2am decision to make your own. Statistically it goes badly. Occasionally it does not.

books

The Art Book — Illustrated History

Big pictures, short entries, zero gatekeeping. The fastest way to find out what you actually like.

display

Solid Wood Display Easel

For the piece you want on a shelf instead of a wall, and for showing off, which is what art is for.

lighting

Neon-Style LED Wall Light

The gallery is closed. The afterparty is not. Put it beside something 500 years old.

hanging

Museum Putty + Wall Anchors

The stuff actual museums use so nothing walks off a shelf. Two dollars of prevention against a broken frame.

supplies

Archival Print Storage Sleeves

For the prints you rotate instead of the prints you hang. Acid-free, or you are just slowly cooking them.

supplies

Stretched Canvas Panels, 5-Pack

The 2am urge has to land somewhere. Better here than on the wall itself.

Make your
walls
loud.

House rule

A gallery should feel less like a waiting room and more like the best booth in the city. Start with one piece. Let it get weird from there.

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